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Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
12:33 am

<td valign="top">I'm looking to procure me a pling plong. Does anyone have any clues on where I might find such a thing?</td><td></td>

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Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
1:22 am

If you came with a warning label, what would it be?

I wanna hear it.

I'm making a musical project called "WARNING" exploring this very question, using audio samples of you beautiful people telling me what yourwarning lable is.

So make recording (WAV, MP3, etc), don't be shy. Prove that Windows Sound Recorder is not totally useless!

Link submission here or email them warning@gorginzola.com.

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Friday, October 21st, 2005
2:31 am


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Sunday, June 27th, 2004
1:27 am

Today is June 27th! All hail King of the Turnip People!

A brief history:
The King of the Turnip People was born in a sack of oatmeal on June 27th. His crowning achievement was the Turnip People's commune which was developed in 1867. The King of the Turnip People was also responsible for many sweeping reforms to the exhaust manifold of his 1974 Impala.

Please celebrate by placing a tube of Blistex brand medicated lip balm on top of several layers of cottage cheese interspliced with Kellog's Raisin Bran Brand ceral.

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Saturday, February 21st, 2004
11:48 am - Strange Stories of This American Life


More Than A Feeling
'Climax' shirt too sexy for school

You...yes, you too can be suspended for fired for wearing a shirt that has your city's 'Official Motto'Collapse )

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Saturday, November 22nd, 2003
10:43 am

I was going for a walk, and as I am clumsy, I fell onto the ground. Keep in mind that I didn't trip on anything, I simply toppled over (fate, perhaps?). Anyway, upon my vertical revert, I noticed a peculiar object in my pocket. I took it out and discovered, much to my surprise, that a snail had been dwelling there. Yes, in my very pocket.

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Wednesday, October 8th, 2003
12:40 pm

Ooo, randomness! I like! Being random is always good. Because, err... I have no idea.

Anyway, this is a nice, small community. I'm so happy I have Fall Break now. Woohoo! *commences singing* I have five more days to do nothing, I mean I should do something. Like practicing piano. Or listen to music (which I have been doing). I've also been reading. I'm reading The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams and Return of the King by Tolkien.

current mood: random

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Wednesday, September 24th, 2003
8:28 pm - TEH PILLOWZ!


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Sunday, September 21st, 2003
7:14 pm - The other day, I really DID see a snail

And it reminded me of this community. And that nobody posts anything in it, which I find, by the way, a sad thing.

I did stop to ask the snail where it was going and it informed me that it felt like it needed a slurpee from 7-11. I pointed out that it was a quite chilly day, but that didn't seem to bother the determined snail...and he continued his trek. I considered picking him up to help him along but decided against it and continued on my way.

I have a stuffed snail, do you? I think everyone should have a stuffed snail. Stuffed snails rule.

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Monday, June 30th, 2003
10:48 pm

This is, by far, the best community I have ever stumbled upon.

current mood: jubilant

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